World, get ready to turn off your radios because the world’s worst pseudo-celebrity, Heidi Montag, has released another pop song! Heidi’s song Look How I’m Doin’ could be the demise of the music world as we know it. So much for trying to live up to the standards of the world’s most musically inclined like Gershwin, Bach, or Beethoven, whose uncanny ability to make and compose music and use rhythm and patters for expression all made them world-class artists. Heidi Montag is essentially slapping them in the face with her poorly performed, arranged and executed pop-anthem. Heidi doesn’t even try to hide the fact that she might not be the most intelligent when it comes to music. In a recent interview, she revealed that she wasn’t good at memorize tunes, and absolutely cannot play any instruments. She said that while she can’t create a pattern, or rhythm, she knows how to shake her hips and looks good in a music video. Beethoven is turning in his grave! If he were still alive, that musical genius would no doubt find a way to DEcompose Heidi and her music!
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